The random rambles of J #25 - I am the sex commander
I'm back! Back to make your ears bleed with my random nonsense which I try to cohesively shift together in the form of a downloadable podcast. I am Random J and I am the sex commander of this podcast. So you will listen to this.
This podcast is like a 4 course meal, without the bill, the trapped wind, and that awkward moment where you have to undo the top button of your trousers. Although you can undo your trousers to this podcast if you like. After all, I am the sex commander.
After months of trying really hard to scale the length of these podcasts down, I failed again. This podcast is long, but it just means there's more of me to enjoy.
I'm still waiting on the deal on my Deaf Jam recording contract to go through, so that I can release my debut album DEAFCOM 5. Until then I'll continue to put my shit out for free. Kinda like mixtapes, but not really.
Enjoy the podcast. And try not to laugh at my accent too much.
🎵 This podcast features the hit song "None". Pop perfection about what it is like to game alone on Xbox live.
🎧 Listen / stream the podcast on Spotify, Apple podcasts & Google podcasts
This podcast is like a 4 course meal, without the bill, the trapped wind, and that awkward moment where you have to undo the top button of your trousers. Although you can undo your trousers to this podcast if you like. After all, I am the sex commander.
- That good month feeling
- The royal wedding #PippasPap #HarrysWilly
- I ♥ Mass effect so much that Shepard wouldn't even need a dialog wheel to get it from me.
- The smash (like a glass hit with noise) hit about lonely online gaming: None.
- Sony f**k up
- Random J radio plays...We are scientists
- Nintendo's new console: The Wii coffee cona deluxe blend machine HD
- I ♥ Mass effect so much that I don't even care that it's delayed
After months of trying really hard to scale the length of these podcasts down, I failed again. This podcast is long, but it just means there's more of me to enjoy.
I'm still waiting on the deal on my Deaf Jam recording contract to go through, so that I can release my debut album DEAFCOM 5. Until then I'll continue to put my shit out for free. Kinda like mixtapes, but not really.
Enjoy the podcast. And try not to laugh at my accent too much.
🎵 This podcast features the hit song "None". Pop perfection about what it is like to game alone on Xbox live.
🎧 Listen / stream the podcast on Spotify, Apple podcasts & Google podcasts
Loved it. I'll defo be tuning in to future installments. Highlight for me? I loved how you compared the plot of Mass Effect 2 to that hilarious internet meme - "They fly through yo' mass relay snatchin' yo' people up". Pure lols.
ReplyDeleteI loved all of the Mass Effect talk. With the game on the PS3, I did get to make the decision whether to let Ashley live or die and I, too, wish I would have let her die. I did not like her at all in ME2.
ReplyDeleteI was rolling during your talk of "crusty week", as well as when you said you were "partially crusty" in April, XD! And damn, it sounds like you wrecked them pigeons.
@ Digital Gigolo:
ReplyDelete*gasps* I have a new listener! *does a little dance* I'm glad you liked the podcast :)
@ Junlee
Ahhh! So the little pop quiz Miranda and Jacob give you before the very first mission in Mass effect 2 is essentially a chance for you to pick the outcome of some of the moments from the first game? Neat!
I couldn't stand Ashley in Mass effect 1. She just annoyed me. She's so damn racist. I bet if you make your Shepard black in that game, she'll refuse to have sex with you.
Well, actually, there's this cool little interactive comic right after the beginning of the game (the part where Shepard dies) that allows you to make all of the really big decisions from the first game. Stuff like who lives and dies, who you get in a relationship with and leave by the waist side, and and the really big ones at the very end, etc. It's a very nice addition for those of us who never played the first game but, for me, it hardly makes up for actually playing the first game. I miss all of the little stuff that makes certain things in the 2nd game extra special.
ReplyDeleteI really wish I could find a way to play the first game. Also, I kind of agree with you about changing Shepard's appearance. I changed him in my first playthrough but it just doesn't feel right, like it's not really Shepard, especially when what's he supposed to look like is on the box, in trailers, etc.