The random rambles of J #28 - Seppuku the Christmas

Hello my ho's. Here is my present to you. A new podcast! Don't all send yourselves flying underneath my tree at once.

My intention was to post this on Christmas eve-eve, but I didn't. So, I planned to post this on Christmas eve, but I didn't. So, I figured I'd try and get it out for Christmas morning, but I didn't. So here it is, ON boxing day. Fail? No. I refuse to class this as a fail. And if you dare say as such I will hunt you down and give you an arrow to the knee.

As promised in my last podcast, I talk in depth about that Zelda game, Skyward sword. It's only when I play this podcast back to myself that I remember all of these other things I should have mentioned about the game, which I forgot. I blame Christmas (stupid bloody thing). I do happen to talk about other stuff though. One whole podcast on Zelda would be a bit much. Although I have done it before (go listen to it please).

Here's what you get in my 2011 Christmas podcast...

  • Christmas = seppuku
  • The Namco waiting game
  • Metal Gear Rising. Revengeance is a dish best served cancelled.
  • Deus ex got dat ♪ Black 'n yellow, black 'n yellow, black 'n yellow ♪
  • The Distant worlds conspiracy theory
  • Microsoft sort it out. Sony? *tumbleweed*
  • My cloud parting rendition of "The ballad of the Goddess"
  • The Christmas gift rejection hit "Christmas face"
  • So, is that Skyward sword game any good? *strokes copy of game*
  • Random J radio plays... Hikaru Utada
  • My new year's resolution(s)

With a line drawn firmly under Christmas and a sigh of relief we made through epic meal times and rabid high street shoppers, we can now look forward to a new year and feel a bit miserable that 2011 went by so quickly; as we mull over all of the things we planned to do, but didn't. But everything will be okay, as long as my podcasts are still around. I like to think of my podcasts as some all powerful thing which just helps everything and makes it better. A bit like the triforce. But the triforce when somebody good touches it, not some evil son of a bitch. I have no idea what I'm talking about. Please just go listen to my podcast.

Yay!! Love you all! x

🎵 This podcast features the Billboard chart flopping "Christmas face". The anthem for recipients of shitty Christmas presents. Presents so bad that you wouldn't even bother to donate it to a charity shop.

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